November 05, 2009

Chrysler Sebrina for sale

Welcome one and all...ok well about 3 of you maybe haha. So I was browsing the pages of my hometown newspaper today and I came across something I had to share.

P.S. If anybody from the North were to read this, it would put Alabama back another 10-20 years in cultural and educational development.

So as I lazily flip through the classified ads I notice one ad in particular.

2006 Chrysler Sebrina
$6,000 OBO

Can you imagine my dismay over this. We, educated citizens, here in the South fight an uphill battle with the rest of America to convince them that not every "southerner" is a redneck moron. This isn't a new stigma, nor one that will be easily forgotten.

If you are from the South and happen to read this article and are unaware of this nationwide stereotype then I apologize. If you want to know how the rest of America views us just watch My Name is Earl on TBS and that's about it. haha

But seriously, a Chrysler Sebrina. Wasn't she a teenage witch or something?

If you read this blog and are still trying to figure out what a Chrysler Sebrina is and/or why it's funny, just let me know and I will politely fill you in.

P.S.S. Still working out how to make this better, and starting from the bottom makes it all the more easy to go up. So there are good things to look forward to here on this blog. Goodnight.

2 comments:

  1. Haha...Sebrina the Teenage Chrysler. I guarantee the seller is from TN.

    Great post!

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  2. Man, I was crushed when I saw that the seller was from TN. I was hoping it was a bammer and I was just going to hit you with a roooowww taadddd

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